Tuesday, May 12, 2015

OH that's why
Oh, that's why whenever I am happy for my Italian friends when they find a new house they look at me like I have two heads. Because moving in Italy sucks. That's why. You have to go to enel, gesam, geal, sistema ambiente, and the post office to change your water, gas, electricity, postal and sanitation services. You have to get your internet turned on, but it takes ten days. And then you must report your change of address within 48 hours with the city government or you get in big trouble with the law. You also have to change your identity cards, your health cards, and probably six other things that I don't know about. I miss breaking my lease and thrusting up my middle finger at my old living situations. The only thing that makes me able to cope in this moment is the fact that Madonna's New York apartment has a mouse.

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