Friday, May 01, 2015

Dialogue
K: (tearful and slightly pathetic): I can't stand it anymore. It's not like we have endless amounts of time to deal with all of this bureaucracy. We need a place to live.
F: Don't worry. We will do this quickly; we will do this aggressively; we'll do it decisively; and we'll do it in a way that we won't regret later.
K: HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER FOR 5 MINUTES
F: What?? What??
K: You just (ahahaha) described my sex life in my early 20s . . . (ahahahah) except for the part about not regretting it later. (pause) (renewed laughter).


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