Saturday, June 01, 2013

Just to update you. Today when I got to work I was handed a top secret dossier by the obnoxious girl and she said not to let anyone know about it. Hence the blogging. It was a little scientology like experiment known as the tiramisu initiative, and I am not even joking about that, in which all of my fifty something coworkers had to write inspirational poetry to one another. It is the corniest, creepiest, most horrendous hand out I have ever received and I went to social work school so you can just imagine the depth of my experience with inane handouts. It was so creepy that I almost felt an affinity for Katie Holmes, but then I came to my senses.

The upshot is that nobody understood a thing that went down when I cursed out Ricky in English for kicking me. Again. I asked Alice who was standing near Giacomo in the rehearsal room behind me when I spoke up and she also said she had no idea what had happened. Before I left work for the day I put in for my pay and I asked for the two euros that they owe me for the tickets to the fitness fair in Rimini. I wish they would have paid my full ticket and transportation, but since I am out 38 euros I thought I might as well get at least the two euros I overpaid for the tickets back. Anyway, I will need it to put towards the costume for this stupid dance that we have to pay for ourselves so every centisimo counts. I also Facebook messaged Ricky and he said he did not know that I had sacroilitis or he wouldn't have head locked me. I'm just going to take a wild stab in the dark and say that he shouldn't have head locked me in any event, but nevertheless he apologized and said it wouldn't happen again. I said that I appreciated the fact that he acknowledged my existence, which is more than most of the other people do on any given day. But that he better not do it again. I am from Brooklyn, after all.

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