Friday, June 07, 2013

Let me break this down for you:
On a tiny stage.
Up a rickety stair case.
Over a pool.
Wearing a girdle
And white geometric print leggings.
No shoes and eyes covered by a mask.
Dancing with heavy plumbing pipes
And a man who has kicked me and likes to imitate wild monkeys.
Why did we move to Tuscany, again?
Oh yeah.
Free health care.


Not unlike this:

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